Robots judging us now totally a normal thing apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Imagine walking around with tiny recorders and cameras clipped to your…
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Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Pentagon Updates Math, War Death Toll Suddenly Less Hidden
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Pentagon has updated its war casualty database, and let me…
Police Spying On Everyone With Fancy Cameras Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Milwaukee Police Department has been dealing with some internal issues,…
Graham Proudly Claims War Mongering As Greatest Achievement
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest documentary footage featuring the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, and I…
Greta Van Fleet still a thing somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Greta Van Fleet is playing a super intimate show at Chicago’s…
Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…
Older politicians face youthful challengers in Massachusetts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Rep. Seth Moulton is throwing his hat into the…
Democrats To Argue Over Israel, Again, Because Of Course They Will
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Party is having a bit of an identity crisis…
US Military Takes Month Off From Blowing Stuff Up Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest on Operation Southern Spear, and I have to say, it’s…