Trump builds patriotic fortress to protect America from losers
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the Democrat Party just going to love this one. As of 2026,…
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ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It
Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…
Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…
Apparently Some 20 Year Old Genius Totally Didn’t Steal the Idea for ‘Backrooms’ from Their Weird Uncle’s Reddit Posts
The hottest new movie of the summer is here, and it’s not just the temperature outside that’s making everyone sweat…
Lululemon’s wimpy founder vows not to ruin it for a bit
Wow, what a total disaster, folks, believe me. As of 2026, our great nation, under the incredible leadership of President…
No Man’s Sky: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Anxiety Already, Here Comes A Swarm To Ruin Your Space Vacation
No Man’s Sky is back with another update, because you know what they say: “you can never have too many…
Liberal America starving thanks to Biden’s failed economy policies somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Oh Joy X-Men 97 is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Mutant Drama in Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love the ’90s? 🤣 It’s…
BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency
So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s…
The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again
Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…