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Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven
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Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another veteran game developer jumping ship to start their own studio, because…

Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same
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Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, buckle up, folks, because the survival-crafting-MMORPG extravaganza that is Once Human is finally making its way to consoles. I…

Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again
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Trump’s Brilliant Advice Ignored Again

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Rockstar’s Secrecy Shattered by GTA 6 Leaks and CyberLeek’s Brazen Teases
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Rockstar’s Secrecy Shattered by GTA 6 Leaks and CyberLeek’s Brazen Teases

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The GTA 6 leak saga continues, because of course it does. In a shocking turn of events, a group of…

AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing
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AG Todd Blanche somehow not involved in weird seashell threat thing

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this wild story. Apparently, the Justice Department is saying…

Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…

Richards Blames Obvious Culprit: Herself
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Richards Blames Obvious Culprit: Herself

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. Renée Richards, a trailblazing transgender woman who took the tennis world by…

Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…

Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views
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Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in Big Bend National Park, where bulldozers and excavators have…

Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
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Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…

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