Karmelo Anthony gets do-over in stabbing case because why not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Texas was removed from a high-profile murder case…
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Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…
Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Need More
September is shaping up to be a big month for Netflix, because of course it is. The streaming giant is…
Trump Plans Another BFF Summit with Kim Jong Un Apparently
Folks, I just about choked on my coffee reading about President Donald Trump’s latest announcement – he’s planning to meet…
Great Falls Residents Shocked By Completely Normal Tuesday Stabbing Incident
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gruesome murder in Great Falls, Virginia, and I’ve got to say,…
Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…
Trump Builds Something, Somehow Still Has Money Left Over
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest project, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…
Congressman’s Staffer Alleges Boss Got A Little Too Handsy Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I’ve got to say, this one’s…