Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…
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United Axes Middle Seats Because Passengers Hate Them
Well, folks, it looks like United Airlines is finally doing something about those dreaded middle seats. I almost choked on…
Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…
Iran Blocks the Strait So Neighbors Take the Scenic Route
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brett McGurk, a CNN global affairs analyst, is saying that the…
Seaplane Crashes Washington Coast Because That’s Just How Mondays Start
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a seaplane that made an emergency landing off the coast of Washington,…
Billionaire’s Ex Still Waiting For That AI Money
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest divorce drama in South Korea, and I’ve got to say,…
Senate Gets Feisty Over Trump’s Election Bill
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader John…
Corporate Success Stories Now Include Medicaid Recipients
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading this one. According to a recent federal government study, millions of…
Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…
Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…