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Trump’s America doesn’t need phones, we have real freedom
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s America doesn’t need phones, we have real freedom

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our great President Donald Trump, who…

Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Oh, great, another opportunity for the fake news media to spew their lies and misinformation about our great President, Donald…

SOUNDGARDEN Still Chillin In The Studio 5 Years Later Trying To Finish That One Last Album With CHRIS CORNELL Because Time Is Clearly Not An Issue For Them
Breaking News: SOUNDGARDEN is Back, But Not Really, Because, You Know, Chris Cornell is Still Dead πŸ™„ 🎸️
Breaking, Music News

SOUNDGARDEN Still Chillin In The Studio 5 Years Later Trying To Finish That One Last Album With CHRIS CORNELL Because Time Is Clearly Not An Issue For Them

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

The remaining members of the band, Kim Thayil, Matt Cameron, and Ben Shepherd, are working on a new album featuring…

Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too
Breaking, Games News

Warhammer 40,000 : Boltgun 2 Preview – Because One Hero Wasn’t Enough to Save Humanity from Certain Doom and Now We Get to Watch Another Guy Die Too

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 is the ultimate adrenaline rush for gamers who need a break from thinking too much 🀯.…

Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again

Big ElephantMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes and their fake news outlets still whining about President Trump’s latest accomplishments.…

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
The End of an Era: Bungie is Done with Destiny 2, and Honestly, It's About Time πŸ•°οΈ
Breaking, Games News

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…

Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’
Breaking, Music News

Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

Breaking news: Tommy Lee is back with a vengeance, or at least that’s what he thinks 🀣! The infamous MΓ–TLEY…

Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising
Breaking, Movie News

Because the World Was Just Missing a Bunch of Superhero Brats Running Around in The Boys Prequel Series Vought Rising

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Boys fans are about to get their minds blown by the latest news, and by blown, I mean mildly…

Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego
Warning: The Warning is About to Take Over the World with Their New Single "Ego" 🌎πŸ’₯
Breaking, Music News

Breakout Band THE WARNING Totally Not Desperately Trying to Be Relevant with New Single Ego

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Warning, the trio of sisters from Monterrey, Mexico, has just released a new single, “Ego”, and it’s about to…

The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway
Breaking, Movie News

The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway

FinnMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is not exactly breaking the internet with its box office numbers 🀣. According to Deadline, the…

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