Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
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AIPAC Uses Obama’s Face Without Permission Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan is getting…
Nation Finally Tires Of Renovation Debt And DIY Disasters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that fixer-uppers are no longer the bargain they used…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Gene Simmons needs your money again in 2027
Oh boy, are you in for a treat or what? 🤯 The “Gene Simmons Legends Of Rock Expo” has been…
Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s supposed sway over his base, and I’ve got to…
Nolan Reboots Ancient Myth Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Exhausted
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey: Because What the World Really Needed Was a 3-Hour Epic Poem Adaptation In a bold move…
WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…
Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…
FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…