Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously
Oh joy, another chance to talk about the absolute mediocrity that is the rest of the world, especially when compared…
Category: Breaking
BREAKING Dark Souls Remake Definitely Happening Probably Not But Maybe Yes Who Knows Anything Anymore
The internet is abuzz with the “news” that a Dark Souls Trilogy Remake is in the works, and by “news”,…
Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke
In what can only be described as another tragic episode of “Let’s All Dunk on Rudy”, the media machine has…
FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…
Halo Fans Rejoice Because They Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Playing The Same Games Over And Over Already
We’ve got some “exciting” news for all you Halo fans out there 🚀👀! It seems like we’re not just getting…
DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale
Wow, you guys, it’s a miracle! 🙌 John Moyer, the bassist of DISTURBED, has been sober for a whole year!…
OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For
The one and only Shawn Drover, former drummer of MEGADETH, has joined forces with the legendary ACCEPT as a “special…
Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 We’ve got some super exciting news about a game that’s…
Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…