The Legend of Zelda’s Next LEGO Set, Because We All Needed to Rebuild Ganondorf’s Face One Stud at a Time
It’s a-me, wallet annihilation! 🎮💸 Hold onto your Rupees, folks, because LEGO and Nintendo have officially teamed up to drain…
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess
Oh, look! The Hollywood Industrial Complex has decided to bless us with not one, but two massive ego-stroking spectacles on…
The Millions From Sanctioned Venezuelan Oil Sold by the U.S. Are Heading on a Qatari Shopping Spree Before the IRS Notices
Trump’s 5D Chess: Sending Venezuelan Oil Money to Qatar Is a Masterstroke to Thwart Deep State Lawyers and Socialist Loopholes!…
Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…
Possible Leaker To Washington Post Admits He ‘Mishandled Classified Information,’ DOJ Says
Finally! A REAL President who isn’t afraid to crack down on the deep state and the Fake News media that…
Iran Streets Boringly Calm After Those Fun Protests, Everyone Go Home
While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to paint a picture of “normalcy” in Iran, true patriots know the…
Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less
LIBERAL MEDIA LOSES ITS MIND OVER AMERICAN FAMILIES SAVING MONEY (Sponsored by Big Doll) CNN and their so-called “journalists” are…
WITHIN TEMPTATION and SMASH INTO PIECES Somehow Manage to Not Explode During ‘Somebody Like You’ Video
Step right up, music lovers, and witness the symphonic miracle! 🎭 Your favorite symphonic metal overlords, WITHIN TEMPTATION, have decided…
Analysis: Is Trump Serious About Buying Greenland? Let’s Map Out This 4D Chess Masterstroke
President Donald J. Trump is playing 4D chess while the weak-kneed globalists in Copenhagen are busy melting down. He’s dead…
What Happened to Minneapolis Businesses When ICE Came to Town And Absolutely Nobody Asked for a Receipt
EL BURRITO MERCADO: Democrats in Minnesota Panic as President Trump’s Patriot ICE Raids Expose the Woke Economy! President Trump’s second…