Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been 32 years in the making? 🤯 I mean, I’m…
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Slipknot to Destroy Remaining Shreds of Your Hearing on 2027 Stadium Tour
I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can spend your summer sweating with thousands of…
Trump Demands Schools Cook Like Gordon Ramsay Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration is pushing for schools to…
Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…
AOC’s Totally Casual NY State Tour Definitely Not Campaigning
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s multi-day swing through parts of New York State, and I…
Trump Team Tries to Save GOP from Itself Again
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the midterms mood among Donald Trump’s inner circle, and I have…
AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…
Houston We Have A Windshield Problem
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Mesa Airlines flight that had to make an emergency return to…
Trump Plays Tough Guy On Your Dime Again
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Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…