BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
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Lindsay Clancy Trial Jury Still Arguing Because That’s Going Great
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Lindsay Clancy case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a real mess. The…
Trump’s Mail Ballot Demands Exceed Available Sanity And Resources Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest development. The Trump administration’s efforts to…
Elon Musk’s Irreplaceability Somehow Not a Red Flag for Investors Yet
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest ventures, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Dell peddles pricey new Alienware toys for gamer wallets
It’s that time of the year again, folks, when tech companies gather to show off their latest and greatest at…
Studio Execs Still Clueless About Why Sequels Bomb Despite Rotten Tomatoes Scores
Rotten Tomatoes has once again become the focal point of a discussion that seems to pop up every few months:…
America Hates Everything Right Now Apparently Including Lake America
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has dropped another bombshell, and this time…
Tiger Woods swings by court for DUI plea tweak
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Tiger Woods is heading back to court, and it’s not…
Tucson Gay Bar Shooting Sparks Totally Expected Hate Crime Probe
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic shooting in Tucson, Arizona, where a gunman opened fire in…
Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…