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Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…

Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…

Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
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Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…

Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms
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Trump Finds Someone Willing To Leave On Their Own Terms

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, folks. It seems like White House…

Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
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Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…

ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun
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ICE Agent Totally Not Overreacts With Gun

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman in Northern Virginia got into a confrontation with Immigration…

Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin
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Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Crowley’s victory in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor is a…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter
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Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military helicopter crash in Central Texas, and I have to say,…

Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
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Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…

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