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Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
Breaking, Music News

Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…

Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Master Deal Making Skills: Nope, Says America

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has been trying to sell the Iran war…

OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle
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OnePlus abandons two markets, phones somehow still shackled to update cycle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, it’s official: OnePlus is pulling out of the North American and European markets, leaving fans of the brand wondering…

Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet
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Gaming Execs Still Churning Out Board Games Without Ruining Them Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

In a world where remasters and remakes are all the rage, it’s refreshing to see that board games are still…

Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fuel Prices Soar Because Inflation Loves You

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest gas price surge, and folks, it’s a wild ride. US gas…

Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay
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Emberville boasts all star voice cast to distract from lackluster gameplay

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Get ready to roll your eyes in awe at the star-studded cast of Emberville, the upcoming Action RPG from Cygnus…

Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise
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Sony Gifts Subscribers Yet Another Bloated PS Plus Lineup Surprise

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when PlayStation Plus decides to bless us with a new batch of…

GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
Breaking, Music News

GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…

Kim Thayil bravely finishes Soundgarden album without actually having Chris Cornell
Breaking, Music News

Kim Thayil bravely finishes Soundgarden album without actually having Chris Cornell

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some drama? 😱 Because I’ve got a whole lot of it to dish…

Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Maine Democrats Get Another Chance to Argue Over Nothing

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Maine Democrats’ scramble to find a new nominee for the US…

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