Democrats somehow managed not to blow it in Wisconsin
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Crowley’s victory in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor is a…
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…
Texas Gets Free Aerial Show Courtesy of Crashing Military Helicopter
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military helicopter crash in Central Texas, and I have to say,…
Barbie 2 probably wont happen because miracles do occur in Hollywood sometimes
It’s official: the Barbie sequel that was all but guaranteed after the first film’s massive $1.4 billion haul in 2023…
Netflix Recycles Wonka IP Because Original Ideas Are Clearly Overrated
Netflix is bringing a new animated Willy Wonka movie to theaters in 2027, because what the world really needed was…
Trump Now Charging For Truth Because Free Speech Is Overrated
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal lawsuit has been filed against President Donald Trump, claiming…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
SPLC CFO Embroiled in Scandal Not Related to Their Budget Reports
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal involving the Southern Poverty Law Center, and folks, it’s a…
Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…
Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…