Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
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Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again
Oh, great, just what I needed to hear – more whining and complaining from the liberal snowflakes about our amazing…
Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal elites still whining about the “damage” done to the environment under the great…
Fake news blames US for Iran’s stupid oil tantrums obviously
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the current state of affairs,…
Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…
Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore
So, you’re wondering why Gen V was canceled? Well, join the club, folks, because apparently, a lot of people are…
Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that Donald Trump, the best president this country…
ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares
The article begins with a new interview with Meltdown of Detroit’s WRIF radio station, where Spencer Charnas, the frontman of…
Fake news whines about minor shooting at liberal lovefest event
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. As I’m writing this, it’s 2026 and our great leader, President…
Liberal California teacher tries to shoot up White House event obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…