Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…
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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…
Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. They’ve…
Hoobastank Still Exists Somehow
OH BOY, IT’S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE FLANNELS AND SKINNY JEANS, FOLKS! 🎉 Hoobastank is back and celebrating the…
Trump Keeps Options Open For 2026 Election Power Grab
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…
Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The trial of Luigi Mangione, the…
Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow
Get ready for the most epic, earth-shattering, and potentially wallet-draining news in the gaming universe: PlayStation has announced a limited…
Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…
TIFF 2026 Parades 5 Mystery Guests and Some Actual Movies Too
TIFF 2026 is just around the corner, and the organizers are pulling out all the stops to make this year’s…