Mayor’s 9/11 Commemoration GaffeBecause Of Course It Happened
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks is…
Category: Breaking
LA Neighborhood Upgraded to Toxic Hellhole Status
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy warehouse fire in Boyle Heights, Los Angeles, and I just…
Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…
Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…
Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…
Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Todd Blanche, the man who helped keep Donald Trump out of…
Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the January 6th saga, and I have to…
Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…
Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…
Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…