Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department dropped its case against David Hearn, the former…
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Russian Detention Reunion Tour Hits All The Right Emotional Buttons
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about Paul Whelan, the guy who spent over five years in Russian…
Savannah Guthrie Still Missing Mom Six Months Later Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Savannah Guthrie’s mom, Nancy Guthrie, who has been missing for six months now.…
Universities cash in on students’ desperate quest for online fame
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trend in higher education, and I have to say, it’s a…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…
AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…
Lindsey Graham’s Senate seat sparks chaos in South Carolina
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, President Trump has thrown his support behind Darline Graham, the…
Pilates studio owner trades core strength for mountain of problems
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarah Mallory Geis, a Pilates studio owner from San Antonio, Texas, who…
Constance Wu Faces an Alien Nightmare in The Outer Threat
Get ready for a cinematic experience that’s out of this world – or at least, that’s what the marketing team…
Slipknot Finally Fires Guy Who Spins Around In Circle
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Slipknot t-shirt and I’m still trying to process the news that…