Morbid Metal Because Who Needs Sanity When You Can Slash Robots
I’m so excited to dive into Morbid Metal, a game that’s been lurking in the shadows, waiting to unleash its…
Category: Breaking
Wow, genius move, Donny, because we clearly need that
Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President…
Chuck Norris Dead No Wait Just His Ego Was Killed By All The People Who Actually Thought He Was Invincible
Oh no, the internet is lying about Chuck Norris, what a shock 😱. I mean, who wouldn’t want to make…
BREAKING: Red Lobster Plans to Ruin Your Diet and Relationships with Highly Anticipated Return of the Infamous Endless Shrimp Promotion That Will Obviously End in Carb Coma and Regret
In a shocking turn of events, Red Lobster is rumored to be bringing back the infamous Endless Shrimp promotion that…
Wizards Beyond Waverly Place Finally Decides to Stop Torturing Us with Bad Magic After Season 3
The Disney Channel’s Disney revival of Wizards of Waverly Place is coming to an end, and honestly, it’s about time…
Oh Joy Another Overhyped Game “It Has My Face” Finally Leaves Early Access Because You Clearly Needed More Survival Horror Games With Slightly Different Mechanics And A Creepy Face On The Cover
NightByte Games and Behaviour Interactive are finally done messing around with their new game, It Has My Face, and it’s…
Who cares, Iran’s no match for America’s mighty military anyway
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Fake news praising some guy’s space kid again obviously
The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…
liberal wimps predict endless war with Iran big shock
The utter ridiculousness of the so-called “opposition” to our great President Donald Trump is on full display, folks. As of…
Tobias Forge Definitely Not Stalking Anyone But Just Happens to Know Everything About You Case Under Investigation
According to the super reliable sources at Aftonbladet, a Swedish newspaper that obviously has nothing better to do, a woman…