BUTCHER BABIES Unleash New Single ‘Lost In Your Touch’—Because Nothing Says Love Like Metal Mayhem
BUTCHER BABIES are back with a new single, and oh boy, it’s a doozy. Titled “Lost In Your Touch”, this…
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A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet
Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…
EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document
Move over, fancy cosmetics and exclusive ships, because CCP Games just unveiled the most metal way to immortalize yourself in…
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend
Metalheads, REJOICE! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE is finally dragging their heavy asses out of hibernation for a massive U.S. headline tour this…
Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…
5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback
The Middle East is burning as Israel and the US pound Iranian targets while Iran strikes back at US allies.…
Stocks Twerk as Wall Street Freaks Over Iran War Freakout
Trump Puts Iran on Notice: Global Markets Shake, But America Stays Strong Well, well, well – looks like our fearless…
Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom
Target’s CEO Finally Wakes Up: “Tarzhay” Isn’t a Woke Joke Anymore After years of watching Target’s stock tank like a…
We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It
Oh great, another liberal soccer love letter while America burns! Roger Bennett’s new book, “We are the World (Cup),” is…
Jim Carrey’s Cesar Awards Debacle: The Real Story or Just Another Carrey Catastrophe?
So, apparently, people lost their collective minds when Jim Carrey showed up at the César Awards looking, well, slightly less…