Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…
Category: Breaking
TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy
Breaking News: TWISTED SISTER Recruits Sebastian Bach for Fall 2026 Shows and We’re Still Trying to Process This Information 🤯…
Parents Now Required For Financial Survival Apparently
The American dream of homeownership and wealth accumulation – it’s a topic that’s been on my mind a lot lately,…
Feds’ Story Gets Rewritten By Actual Footage Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Here’s the story of Gabriel Hurtado-Cariaco, a Venezuelan delivery driver who…
MagicCon Amsterdam 2026 spills beans on Magic The Gathering and Hobbit tie up chaos
Magic: The Gathering fans are in for a treat with the latest reveals from MagicCon Amsterdam 2026. Wizards of the…
Ralph Norman Seeks to Fill Lindsey Graham’s Oversized Ego Void
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading the news, and I just can’t help but think that the political landscape…
Eluveitie side project Illumishade blesses world with generic single Heatwave
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously heavy stuff? 🤯 ILLUMISHADE just dropped their new single “Heatwave” and…
Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is at it again, pushing…
Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…
Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…