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Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Australia’s Healthcare System Gets Free AI Upgrade Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I just can’t help but raise an…

Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
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Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Experts Beg UN To Please Make Some Rules Already

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The leaders of two of the world’s top tech companies, OpenAI…

WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
Breaking, Games News

WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…

Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate
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Navy Reveals Slightly Higher Than Expected Sanity Loss Rate

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier…

Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet
Breaking, Movie News

Nathan Fielder’s You Can See Everything Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy Content in Your Life Yet

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

Breaking News: Elizabeth Holmes, the infamous Silicon Valley founder, has invited a film crew to document her every move, because…

Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
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Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…

Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
Breaking, Movie News

Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black encore farewell deluxe redux extravaganza
Breaking, Music News

Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black encore farewell deluxe redux extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

Amy Winehouse’s iconic album Back To Black is getting the live treatment in London, because apparently retirement is just a…

Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again
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Qualcomm peddles Snapdragon Sound Elite Gen 2 for fancier wearables again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

The wearables industry just got a whole lot smarter, and I’m not just saying that because Qualcomm flew me out…

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