Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…
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Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…
Trump’s Presidential Rankings Are Totally Not Biased At All
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…
Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
Clutch blesses us with another song to play at our impending midlife crises
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been a long time coming? 🤯 CLUTCH has finally released…
Warsh Under Pressure To Reveal Master Plan
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being super coy about when…
Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…
Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…
Trump Vows To Help Ranchers Butcher Own Cattle Now
Folks, I’m reading this article on CNN while sipping my morning coffee, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…
The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…