Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, prog-rock goodness? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am. RUSH…
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…
Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Adam Hamilton, a Democrat, is running for the US Senate in…
Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
Trump’s Lawsuit Against Newspaper Gets The Old Heave Ho
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest lawsuit, and folks, it’s a doozy. An Iowa judge…
Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…
Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…
Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
YouTube CEO bravely refuses to care about child safety
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between YouTube and Meta, and I have to say, it’s…