M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For
🤡 A Magic 8 Ball TV show? Oh, honey, the signs point to… maybe? I mean, who asked for…
Category: Breaking
Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem
OMG! 😱 Can you believe it?! 🤪 The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! 💀 Seems like…
Jeff Becerra Says POSSESSED’s New Album Will Be ‘Different’ – Translation: ‘We’re Screwed’
In a riveting exposé with Australia’s Devil’s Horns Zine, POSSESSED frontman Jeff Becerra, who, let’s be honest, probably spends more…
AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
Behold! 🤡 The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! 🎉 To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…
Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” 🧟♂️ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…
Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. 💰 We’re talking Academy…
Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
Luc Besson’s snoozefest, The Big Blue – starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) – is…
KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER
OMG! Can you believe it? After like, five whole months of pretending he wasn’t already packing his bags 💼, Kelly…
One-Punch Man Season 3: Still Punching Things (and Our Patience) on October 12, Now on More Streaming Services Than You Can Punch
OMG! 😱 They’re FINALLY blessing us with more Saitama! 👴🏻 After all these years of waiting, Disney+ (yes, really 🐭)…
OMG! GOJIRA Gets a Participation Trophy at Some Random French Metal Thingy No One’s Ever Heard Of
Oh em gee, you guys! GOJIRA, those lovable prog-metal dinosaurs 🦕, and LANDMVRKS, the metalcore scene kids who still wear…