“Breaking: Tulsi Gabbard’s Secret Mission to Rescue 2020 Ballots—Midterms in Jeopardy or Just Another Conspiracy Theory?”
Oh, look! It’s another liberal CNN hit piece trying to discredit our great President Trump! Let me tell you something,…
Category: Breaking
Pro-Shot Video Of METAL ALLEGIANCE And Their Surprise Guests From MASTODON And SEPULTURA Finally Nail That One Metallica Song You Knew They’d Do
Attention, metalheads and headbangers: A legendary jam session just hit YouTube, and it’s basically a superhero team-up—if superheroes played shred-tastic…
Trump’s ICE Phobia: The Art of the Squeal
Well folks, looks like the Big Beautiful Wall just got a little shorter – and not from any construction delays!…
Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…
Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’
Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…
SEVENDUST Drops ‘Is This The Real You?’ Single—Because Apparently We Needed Another Question Mark in Our Lives
SEVENDUST Drops New Single “Is This The Real You?” and Fans Are Asking the Same Question About the Band’s Longevity…
GeForce NOW Unleashes A Horde Of New Games And A Linux Beta That’s Probably Just A Potato With Wi-Fi
After what felt like an eternity of gamers begging for mercy, GeForce NOW has finally decided to acknowledge that Linux…
Behold! The Ultimate Tribute to PAUL DI’ANNO: A Limited-Edition Statue That’ll Make Your Iron Maiden Shrine Complete (Or Just Collect Dust)
Wow, the rock world is shaking in its platform boots because KnuckleBonz just dropped a limited-edition statue of Paul Di’Anno,…
The Disney Afternoon Collection: 8 Retro Gems to Make You Question Your Childhood Choices (or Why You Wasted Your Youth on This Instead of Doing Something Productive)
ATTENTION, 90S KIDS: Your childhood is being sold back to you, and you’re going to love it Oh look, another…
Tomodachi Life: Direct Dives Into Island Life Like It’s a Dating Sim for Your Mii
Hold onto your tiny hats, islanders—the dream just got a release date! Nintendo just dropped the Tomodachi Life: Living the…