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Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims
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Battlefield 6 Sells Like Hotcakes, Earns Enough Dough to Buy a Small Island, New Report (Probably) Claims

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2025October 15, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Battlefield 6, the game everyone said was gonna be a dumpster fire 🔥🗑️, is apparently selling like hotcakes…

Drew Struzan RIP
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Drew Struzan RIP

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…

“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)
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“Send Help” Trailer: Sam Raimi Finally Crawls Out of His Hole After 15 Years (Were We Waiting?)

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh great, another Sam Raimi movie! 🙄 As if we haven’t suffered enough, the guy who peaked with Spider-Man 2…

Behold: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Butchers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ at Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Kegger
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Behold: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Butchers Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman’ at Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Kegger

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Sammy Hagar’s annual Birthday Bash 🤮🤮🤮 brought a bunch of has-beens, never-weres, and tequila-soaked nobodies to Cabo Wabo Cantina for,…

Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks
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Octopath Traveler Minus One: The Prequel No One Asked For Introduces Beige Person and Exciting Ways to Arrange Rocks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh boy, here we go again! Octopath Traveler, the game that convinced everyone that blurry graphics were peak art, is…

AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!
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AGNOSTIC FRONT and DMC?! Is This a Joke?! ‘Matter of Life & Death’ or Matter of WTF?!

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 👴 Your favorite geriatric punks, AGNOSTIC FRONT, are dropping a new album called “Echoes In Eternity”…

Assassin’s Creed Shadows Leaks: Coming to Your Grandma’s Switch 2 This Christmas, Maybe
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows Leaks: Coming to Your Grandma’s Switch 2 This Christmas, Maybe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! 🚨HOLD👏UP👏GAMERS!🚨 You thought Ubisoft was actually gonna be upfront about Assassin’s Creed Shadows on the Nintendo Switch 2? 😂Bless…

Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)
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Dissidia Duellum: Final Fantasy Mobile? More Like Final Agony—Coming 2026 (lol)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 Square Enix, those mad lads, they actually did it! After, like, a whole five years since…

‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken
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‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken

FinnOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

HOLY. CHICKEN. NUGGETS. 🐔 They actually cast Megan Fox in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. As Toy Chica? Are you…

Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”
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Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. 🧟‍♂️ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…

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