Jon Bon Jovi sells soul to tech bros for MSG hologram cash grab
Because what the world really needed was a hologram of Jon Bon Jovi, Superfan.Live has debuted the Jon Bon Jovi…
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Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
In the latest issue of Classic Pop, it’s like the music industry is throwing a big ol’ party and everyone’s…
Dune Part 3 Trailer Leaks and Fans are Totally Not Freaking Out About the 12 Minute Long Shot of Paul Atreides Looking Moody in the Desert
Because we’re about to dive into the most epic conclusion to a trilogy ever – Dune: Part Three! 🎥👑 I…
Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…
Memphis Task Force on Roll with Another Successful Citizen Interaction
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Memphis, and I come across this story about…
Lesley Groff Apparently Forgets Everything Important Again
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein’s longtime assistant, told Congress that she…
Investors Anxiously Await Next Bubble to Blindly Invest In
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest happenings on Wall Street, and folks, it’s been a wild ride.…
NYC High-Rise Still Standing Barely
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest chaos in Midtown Manhattan, where a high-rise building’s structural columns buckled,…
Taxpayers’ Favorite Reflecting Pool Gets Another Free Renovation
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, where three more…