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STONE SOUR Guitarist JOSH RAND’s Super Important Side Project That You’ll Forget Exists in a Month THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT Lands Record Deal with FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL Because Who Doesn’t Need More Music from a Guitarist with a Capitalized Name
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STONE SOUR Guitarist JOSH RAND’s Super Important Side Project That You’ll Forget Exists in a Month THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT Lands Record Deal with FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL Because Who Doesn’t Need More Music from a Guitarist with a Capitalized Name

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I’ve got the scoop on the latest and greatest…

Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
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Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…

Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway
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Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again
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Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear – more whining and complaining from the liberal snowflakes about our amazing…

Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal elites still whining about the “damage” done to the environment under the great…

Fake news blames US for Iran’s stupid oil tantrums obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blames US for Iran’s stupid oil tantrums obviously

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the current state of affairs,…

Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…

Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore
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Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore

FinnApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

So, you’re wondering why Gen V was canceled? Well, join the club, folks, because apparently, a lot of people are…

Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blaming Trump again how original and totally not surprising

Big ElephantApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reeling from the fact that Donald Trump, the best president this country…

ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares
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ICE NINE KILLS Frontman SPENCER CHARNAS: Touring With METALLICA Was The Most Basic Thing I’ve Ever Done And I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Why Anyone Cares

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2026April 26, 2026

The article begins with a new interview with Meltdown of Detroit’s WRIF radio station, where Spencer Charnas, the frontman of…

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