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Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
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Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! 🙄 As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…

Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event
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Hollow Knight: Silksong — Is It Real or Just a Mass Hysteria Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round for a hot take hotter than my RTX 6090ti running Crysis on ultra. We’re talking about…

Tetsuya Nomura Says FF7 Remake Part 3 and KH4 Are “Making Great Progress,” So Get Hyped (Maybe)
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Tetsuya Nomura Says FF7 Remake Part 3 and KH4 Are “Making Great Progress,” So Get Hyped (Maybe)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 and Kingdom Hearts 4 are still “making progress.”…

Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever
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Witness JLaw and RPatz in a Teaser for a Ramsay Flick About Dying or Whatever

FinnSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 MUBI, the platform for people who pretend to understand arthouse cinema, has graced us with a teaser trailer…

Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams
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Sebastian Bach Swears on a Stack of Leather Pants He Won’t Let Robots Steal His Screams

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sebastian Bach, the vocal gymnast from that band your mom liked, SKID ROW (yeah, that one), has some…

John Candy: “I Like Me” – Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For
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John Candy: “I Like Me” – Oh Great, Another Documentary We Didn’t Ask For

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

From the visionary director Colin Hanks (yes, Tom’s kid) and the alleged lifelong John Candy fan Ryan Reynolds (who probably…

Dave Lombardo’s New Coffee: Guaranteed to Make You Drum FASTER (Probably Not)
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Dave Lombardo’s New Coffee: Guaranteed to Make You Drum FASTER (Probably Not)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently, Dave Lombardo, the dude who hits drums REALLY fast, is now selling coffee. Yes, THAT Dave Lombardo.…

Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
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Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…

Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”
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Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”

FinnSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Ah, yes, Tom Holland, our friendly neighborhood Spoiler-Man 🕷️, bless his heart ❤️. He actually thinks he knows what the…

IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys
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IOI Was Totally Not Inspired By James Bond, You Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Okay, so IO Interactive (IOI), the studio that brought us the bald assassin we all pretend to like in Hitman,…

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