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Pentagon Gets Sued By People They Fired Probably For Good Reason
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Gets Sued By People They Fired Probably For Good Reason

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at Stars and Stripes, the military publication, and I have…

Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently
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Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Big Tech, the market leader for so long, is being overshadowed…

LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
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LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…

Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos
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Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to a preliminary report from the National Transportation Safety Board…

GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently
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GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards, who’s in a bit of hot water. Apparently,…

VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on
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VITURE and S-GAME peddle overpriced goggles with Phantom Blade Zero logo slapped on

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a $599 pair of XR glasses to go along with their $500 console…

GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle
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GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to return to the mean streets, folks, because Rockstar Games has finally given us a glimpse of what’s…

The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on
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The View somehow still has viewers so Karoline Leavitt is on

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Karoline Leavitt, the outgoing White House press secretary, and her potential appearance…

Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday
Breaking, Movie News

Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉🎊 Raiders of the Lost Ark is back in UK…

EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”
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EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀…

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