Queens Of The Stone Age Drop New Single To Appease Emo Nostalgia Industry
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Queens of the Stone Age just dropped a new music video…
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Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Texas Prisons Get Air Conditioning Just in Time for Next Century
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Texas, where a federal judge has ordered…
Nation’s Capital Braces for Mystery Invaders Possibly Canadians Again
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. The Trump administration is using national security…
Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…
Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS finds that Republicans are…
President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…
Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…
Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Camp Mystic tragedy, and I have to say,…
ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…