Brent Hinds’ Untimely Departure: Atlanta’s Music Scene Weeps (Or Maybe Just Has Allergies)
Atlanta News First, purveyors of the finest clickbait, have graced us with a video report on the totally unexpected demise…
Category: Breaking
SLASH FEATURING WHO CARES & THE WHATNOWS’ New Album To Be Released When Pigs Fly
SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS, AKA the band that nobody asked for, is generously bestowing upon us their…
Brent Hinds, Who Used To Shred for MASTODON, Now Shredded by Motorcycle
So, apparently, according to Atlanta News First (who we totally trust, BTW 😉), Brent Hinds, ex-guitarist from that band your…
DCU’s ‘Superman’ Saga: Prepare for Four Movies of Varying Quality (Probably Mostly Mid)
Oh joy, the future of Superman is so bright, I gotta wear, not one, but TWO pairs of shades 😎.…
The Devil Wears Prada Drops ‘Flowers’ Album: Prepare for Floralcore, You Heathens
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, those elder statesmen of Hot Topic metalcore, are apparently still at it! 👴🏻 They’re gracing us…
TRIVIUM’s Next Album: Prepare to Be Mildly Excited in 2026/2027 (Maybe)
Oh, the DRAMA! 🙄 In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering interview with Bloodstock TV host Oran “Who?” O’Beirne, Paolo “The Bassist” Gregoletto…
Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…
Daniel Day-Lewis dusts off his acting muscles for the cinematic masterpiece “Anemone” trailer, you peasants
Oh, look, another movie! 🙄 As if we needed more moving pictures to distract us from the impending doom of…
Hollow Knight: Silksong Drops Soon (Maybe), After Just a Casual 6 Years of Radio Silence
Get ready, folks, because Team Cherry, those mythical beings who’ve been promising us Hollow Knight: Silksong since the dawn of…
‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry
OMG! 🙄 Archie is getting a MOVIE?! 🎬 Like, who even asked for this? 🤷♀️ Is Hollywood seriously out of…