Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
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GENE HOGLAN Trash Talks Own Opinion On CHUCK SCHULDINER Doc
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy drama? 🤯 Because Gene Hoglan, the legendary drummer from DEATH, just…
AC/DC somehow still touring because boomers need something to do
Oh boy, it’s happening. The legendary hard rockers AC/DC have embarked on the 2026 North American leg of their “Power…
Warframe Gets Yet Another Overhaul Because Why Not
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes has announced a brand new solar system for Warframe…
RUSH somehow still functioning despite Geddy Lee’s old man illnesses
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 RUSH is back on the road, and I’m not sure if…
Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Toyota is actually shifting some production from Mexico to the United…
Lindsey Graham’s Demise Will Totally Not Affect His Voting Record
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The sudden death of influential Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham is sending…
Youth Pastor’s Totally Normal Life Falls Apart 20 Years Later
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Bernadette and David Vander Meer is a…
Trump geographically challenges reality again somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has not been charitable about politicians’ verbal gaffes,…
Trump’s Masterpiece Turns Into Democrats’ Get Out The Vote Tool
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s speech on the 250th anniversary of the nation’s founding, where he…