Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…
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Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…
Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…
BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly
Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 TYPE O NEGATIVE fans, rejoice! 🤩 It’s been a whole 30 years since the release of…
BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…
GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like
Get ready for some serious gaming with GeForce NOW’s new Ultimate membership, because your social life is about to take…
IO Interactive is Clearly the Only Studio That Can Make Bond Games Without Totally Butchering the Franchise Probably
IO Interactive is basically the real-life Q, and 007 First Light is their latest gadget-filled masterpiece 🤖💼. I mean, who…
London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That
Get ready to binge-listen to the most epic podcast of the year, folks 🚀! London Records has just announced the…
DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour
Get ready for the most epic, ear-shattering, and face-melting tour of the year, folks! 🤘🏻💥 DYING FETUS and SANGUISUGABOGG are…
Fake news ignores Trump’s greatness again somehow
Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…