Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…
Category: Breaking
Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Wants Lone Dissenting Juror Investigated Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s getting interesting.…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…
Londoners suddenly care about privacy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Smart glasses, the latest gadget to hit the market, are causing…
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who tragically died after…
CNN and friends demand White House access back
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…
Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the travel nightmare that unfolded at five major Northeast airports on Monday.…