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Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs
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Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs

FinnFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh great, another movie where people survive a plane crash only to realize they’re now the main course in a…

Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Capcom Spies on Successful RPGs, Shrugs, Says "We Can Do That Too"
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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…

GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too
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GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

GHOST just dropped a new video for “Umbra” and honestly, it’s giving us full-on rock opera vibes with a side…

Wendy’s is closing 6% of its stores by mid-2026 — guess those square burgers just didn’t cut it anymore!
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wendy’s is closing 6% of its stores by mid-2026 — guess those square burgers just didn’t cut it anymore!

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh no, not Wendy’s! The leftist fast-food empire is crumbling under the weight of its own woke nonsense! In a…

5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…

Prime Video’s Global Showcase: Because Your Couch Needs More Foreign Drama This Week
Prime Video Just Dropped an International Content Bombshell, and You're Gonna Need a Passport to Keep Up
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Prime Video’s Global Showcase: Because Your Couch Needs More Foreign Drama This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Prime Video decided to flex its global muscles this week, hosting what can only be described as the United Nations…

Minneapolis Mayor Gets Roasted After Homan Declares ‘Operation Awesome’ a Total Win | CNN Politics
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Minneapolis Mayor Gets Roasted After Homan Declares ‘Operation Awesome’ a Total Win | CNN Politics

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: “We’re Not a City of Demons, We’re Just a City of Democrats!” In a recent CNN…

Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?
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Game Con Canada Unveils Epic North American Game Industry Summit in Edmonton—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Alberta Blizzard in June?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh great, another gaming event to add to the never-ending list of conventions, summits, and showcases. But this time, it’s…

Genshin Impact Finally Lets You Play Varka After 5 Years of Teasing — Because Who Needs New Regions Anyway?
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Genshin Impact Finally Lets You Play Varka After 5 Years of Teasing — Because Who Needs New Regions Anyway?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Oh, great, another Genshin Impact update—because clearly, what the world needs is yet another chance to pretend we’re not still…

US Military’s Laser Gun Dreams Cause El Paso Airport to Hit the Pause Button
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Military’s Laser Gun Dreams Cause El Paso Airport to Hit the Pause Button

Big ElephantFebruary 13, 2026February 13, 2026

Trump’s America Leads the World in Laser Defense Tech While Libs Whine About “Safety” Breaking news, patriots: while the Democrats…

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