Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Lies of P: Overture. Neowiz, bless…
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David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)
OMG! 😱 They’re releasing a 40th-anniversary limited edition white vinyl 12″ of the legendary (or not) Dancing In The Street…
YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…
AVATAR’s New Album: Finally, Music Even *WE* Can’t Understand
Oh, SWEET, another band thinks they’re reinventing the wheel! 🙄 Johannes Eckerström, the voice 🗣️ of Swedish metal “masters” AVATAR,…
Zelda Movie Delayed: Prepare for Disappointment in Slightly Less Time
Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Nintendo, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite procrastination), has decided that the upcoming live-action The…
Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity
Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? 🙄 Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…
Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Finally, A Fighting Game Where You Can Actually Lose
OMG! 🤩 Another superhero game? Seriously? 🙄 Like we don’t have enough of those already! But wait, it’s based on…
Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…
Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)
OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of the early 2000s primordial ooze? It’s SPINESHANK, baby! Jonny Santos, the voice that…
Deep Purple’s ‘Rapture of the Deep’ 20th-Anniversary Remix: Prepare for a Deeply Unnecessary Dive
DEEP PURPLE‘s “Rapture Of The Deep” – The Album So Forgettable, They Had to Remix It! 🤣 Turns 20! Celebrate…