Star Wars: Galactic Racer Because What The Franchise Really Needed Was A Racing Game Featuring Ewoks On Speeders
Get ready to jump into hyperspace and speed through the galaxy like a nerfherder with the new Star Wars racing…
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Spineless Republicans surrender to Dems on border security again obviously
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our fearless leader, President Donald Trump,…
Elites wasting cash on eternal life what a joke
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest so-called “scandals” surrounding our…
Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…
Loser Janet Mills can’t even win a Senate seat probably
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the liberal elites still reeling from the fact that Donald…
Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…
BREAKING NEWS Type O Negative Fans Rejoice Some Dude Found An Old Song In His Basement That Might Be From That One Album Maybe Possibly
Breaking news, folks! 🚨🎸 TYPE O NEGATIVE fans, rejoice! 🤩 It’s been a whole 30 years since the release of…
BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…
GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like
Get ready for some serious gaming with GeForce NOW’s new Ultimate membership, because your social life is about to take…
IO Interactive is Clearly the Only Studio That Can Make Bond Games Without Totally Butchering the Franchise Probably
IO Interactive is basically the real-life Q, and 007 First Light is their latest gadget-filled masterpiece 🤖💼. I mean, who…