Dave Lombardo’s tell-all: The book that will make you say ‘He said WHAT?’
Breaking News! 🚨 Dave Lombardo, the dude who used to hit things in SLAYER (allegedly), is STILL ALIVE! 👴 He’s…
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Florida Man Steals $20K From Disney While Dressed as Aquaman’s Less Impressive Cousin
Breaking News: Some Absolute Mad Lad Robs Disney World Restaurant in Scuba Gear 🤿💰! We can’t even make this stuff…
DREAM THEATER Dumps ‘Quarantième: Live À Paris’ CD And Blu-Ray – Prepare for 40th-Anniversary Overkill in Glorious 2024
Grammy-winning (allegedly), progressive (debatable) music titans DREAM THEATER (who?) will unleash “Quarantième: Live À Paris” (because the French needed more…
Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? 🙄 Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…
Nikke Gets Zombified: Prepare for Resident Evil Chaos Next Week
🤣OMG, you guys! Goddess of Victory: Nikke, the game where you stare at anime butts while shooting stuff, is doing…
Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…
Jujutsu Kaisen’s Trailer Just Dropped, Promising More Teenage Angst and Eldritch Abominations in the ‘Culling Game’ (Whatever That Is)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! JUJUTSU KAISEN: Execution is here to milk your wallets dry with a “movie” that’s basically just…
Joe Lynn Turner to Judge Russia’s ‘Intervision 2025’: Because Eurovision Wasn’t Bad Enough
Folks, hold onto your wigs 👩🦰! The legendary (or not-so-much, depending on your tolerance for questionable life choices) Joe Lynn…
GTA 6 Apps Leaked: 5 Features That Will Make You Question Reality (and Your Life Choices)
GTA 6, slated for release on May 26, 2026 (mark your calendars, folks, it’s gonna be YUGE!📅), is causing more…
Ozzy’s ‘Last Chapter’? More Like ‘Last Gasp’ on BBC in October
OMG! Ozzy Osbourne, that decrepit geezer who somehow managed to make a career out of mumbling and biting bats🦇, apparently…