Why Your Game Is a Glorified Slot Machine That’s Hijacking Your Free Will
Alright, folks, gather ’round, because we’re about to dive into the magical, maddening world of randomness in games—where logic goes…
Category: Breaking
Air Canada’s “Crash and Burn” Tour: A Fiery Date with Destiny at LaGuardia (Spoiler: The Firetruck Won)
Wow, another tragic “accident” at an airport. How convenient for the deep state to have another crisis just as President…
New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…
Oil Prices Skyrocket as Trump Drops Mic, Iran Plays Strait-Jacket Game
Oh no, not again! Another “developing story” from the liberal media trying to scare you with “rising oil prices” and…
Trump’s Next Epic Quest: Conquering the Strait of Hormuz Before It Conquers Him
Oh look, it’s King Donald the Great again, waving his tiny hand and demanding the Strait of Hormuz open faster…
Staff revolts, secret meetings: Inside the epic soap opera of Mike Pence vs. Heritage Foundation — drama so thick you could spread it on a cracker
Mike Pence’s plan to reclaim the GOP throne is in shambles as he bickers with the Heritage Foundation over who…
Farmers Now Paying in Blood, Sweat, and Tears as Fertilizer Costs Skyrocket Thanks to Iran’s War
# Is It Just Us, or Is Trump Trying to Starve America’s Heartland? The war in Iran is pushing up…
Scorsese and DiCaprio Finally Reunite to Pretend They’re Not Getting Older
Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio are at it again, because apparently making six movies together wasn’t enough to satisfy their…
Watch: SEPULTURA Unleashes New Song ‘The Place’ Live, Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s everyone’s favorite Brazilian/American metal experiment, SEPULTURA, playing their “new” song “The Place” live for the first time…
THE PRETTY RECKLESS’s TAYLOR MOMSEN: ‘My New Obsession’s Crocheting. I Find It Meditative.’
In what can only be described as a cosmic act of mercy, THE PRETTY RECKLESS has finally emerged from a…