Because What The World Needed Was Another Resident Evil Movie Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Sony’s latest Resident Evil movie has received widespread critical acclaim, with a staggering 96%…
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studio Execs
The video game movie craze is in full swing, and it’s showing no signs of slowing down. With The Super…
World Leaders Gather to Learn AI from Twitter Expert Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s quite…
SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With More Behind-The-Scenes Footage We Never Asked For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mediocre music news? 🙄 SLIPKNOT just dropped some behind-the-scenes footage from the…
Trump Finally Finds Something He Can Defend Besides Ego
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the United States…
Wyoming Embraces Diversity With 17 Stab Wounds To Sikh Truck Driver
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this absolutely horrific attack on a Sikh truck driver in Wyoming, and…
Nike Gets Kicked Again By Mbappé
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about French football star Kylian Mbappé, who’s just signed a new sponsorship deal…
Trump Kicks Out News Outlets He Doesn’t Like Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is claiming he’s “banning” CNN, MS NOW, and…
How To Rob A Bank Because Apparently David Leitch’s Life Was Missing A Felony Charge
Breaking news: a movie about bank robbers is coming out and it’s going to be totally original and not at…
NTSB suggests ditching human toll booths for safety reasons obviously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the National Transportation Safety Board, and let me tell…