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Father of Georgia School Shooter Found Guilty of Being a Real-Life Villain in the Most Dramatic Family Feud Ever
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Father of Georgia School Shooter Found Guilty of Being a Real-Life Villain in the Most Dramatic Family Feud Ever

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Finally, Some Justice! Georgia School Shooter’s Dad Convicted of Murder In a massive win for law and order, Colin Gray,…

BUTCHER BABIES Unleash New Single ‘Lost In Your Touch’—Because Nothing Says Love Like Metal Mayhem
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BUTCHER BABIES Unleash New Single ‘Lost In Your Touch’—Because Nothing Says Love Like Metal Mayhem

Chord F. DiscordMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

BUTCHER BABIES are back with a new single, and oh boy, it’s a doozy. Titled “Lost In Your Touch”, this…

A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet
Oh, look, it's Hollywood's favorite cash cow trotting out yet another way to print money! 🐄💰
Breaking, Movie News

A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…

EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document
EVE Online Wants Your Blood — Literally
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EVE Online Demands Your Blood For Epic Real-World Lore Document

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Move over, fancy cosmetics and exclusive ships, because CCP Games just unveiled the most metal way to immortalize yourself in…

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Is BACK With A Summer Tour That'll Melt Your Face Off
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Declares June 2026 U.S. Tour, MACHINE HEAD Obliged to Attend

Chord F. DiscordMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Metalheads, REJOICE! KILLSWITCH ENGAGE is finally dragging their heavy asses out of hibernation for a massive U.S. headline tour this…

Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
Breaking, Movie News

Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback
War With Iran Heats Up as Trump Unleashes "Big Wave" of US Action
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

The Middle East is burning as Israel and the US pound Iranian targets while Iran strikes back at US allies.…

Stocks Twerk as Wall Street Freaks Over Iran War Freakout
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Stocks Twerk as Wall Street Freaks Over Iran War Freakout

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Trump Puts Iran on Notice: Global Markets Shake, But America Stays Strong Well, well, well – looks like our fearless…

Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Target’s CEO Finally Wakes Up: “Tarzhay” Isn’t a Woke Joke Anymore After years of watching Target’s stock tank like a…

We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh great, another liberal soccer love letter while America burns! Roger Bennett’s new book, “We are the World (Cup),” is…

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