Oh great, another liberal soccer love letter while America burns! Roger Bennett’s new book, “We are the World (Cup),” is just another attempt to distract us from the real issues, like how the Democrats are secretly funding the World Cup to push their globalist agenda. With 100 days to go until the 2026 World Cup, it’s clear the left is using this “beautiful game” to brainwash our kids into thinking soccer is more important than football—or, you know, *real* American values.
But let’s be honest, this “love letter” is just a thinly veiled excuse for Bennett to reminisce about his favorite World Cups while ignoring the fact that the 2026 tournament is being hosted by a bunch of countries that don’t even respect our borders. And of course, CNN’s Don Riddell is there to lap it all up, because what’s a liberal media outlet without a little soccer propaganda?
While Roger’s out there waxing poetic about “profound” moments on and off the pitch, real Americans are wondering why their tax dollars are being wasted on this globalist spectacle. But hey, at least we’ll have a new book to add to the pile of liberal drivel that’s slowly taking over our libraries. Thanks, Roger, for reminding us that the World Cup is just another tool for the left to push their agenda. Maybe next time, focus on something that actually matters—like how Trump is making America great again.
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
