Lindsey Halligan’s earth-shattering Comey hearing bombshell: Yawn
Folks, you won’t BELIEVE the latest Deep State shenanigans! It turns out that the case against that swamp creature James…
Category: Breaking
“Stargate: Prime Directive – Because Apparently Wormholes Weren’t Confusing Enough Already”
Amazon MGM Studios, in a move that absolutely NO ONE saw coming (π), has announced that they’re rebooting Stargate. Yes,…
“We Bury The Dead” β Prepare to Yawn as Daisy Ridley and Brenton Thwaites Battle Zombies (Again!) in This Trailer
Oh, JOY! Another zombie flick! π Because we *totally* haven’t seen enough of those already. Apparently, some catastrophic military oopsie-daisy…
Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck
So, BILLY CORGAN, the dude who thinks wrestling is a legitimate sport, has decided his music is high art.π€‘ He’s…
Netherlands Stops Being a Crybaby, China’s Car Factories Rejoice
Folks, can you believe the level of globalist games being played while our GREAT President Trump is trying to Make…
Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
Oh, NO WAY! π± Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of YΕtei…
BBC Bows Down to Royal Overlords After Embarrassing Title Slip-Up
The BBC, that bastion of leftist propaganda, has groveled before royalty (and President Trump, MAGA!) after a series of unfortunate…
Behold! The POWER OF 3 Supergroup (AKA Orianthi and Some Other Ladies) Shreds at Raiders-Cowboys Game
Behold! THE POWER OF 3, the earth-shattering, mind-blowing (not really) supergroup comprised of Orianthi, the guitar-slinging singer-songwriter who once brushed…
Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…
Dragon Quest VII: Prepare to Yawn (Again)
Ah, Dragon Quest VII, the game that promised adventure and delivered… eventual boredom π΄. Back in 2001, I thought I…