Fake news blames America for Mexico’s cartel thugs again somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “fact-checkers” and “journalists” trying to spin the latest news about our great President…
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Mass Effect Showrunner Suddenly Develops Amnesia and Forgets Entire Rewriting Process to Appease Clueless Non Gamers
Breaking news, folks: the Mass Effect TV series is not going to be a total disaster after all 🚀👽. We…
SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Dead by Daylight’s 2v8 Mode Returns Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough the First Time Around with Even More Attack on Titan Madness
The ultimate news for all you gamer nerds out there: Dead by Daylight is bringing back its iconic 2v8 game…
Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! 🎉🔮 They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…
Ryan Reynolds Announces the Apocalypse is Near Because Deadpool is Never Making Another Movie Again and We’re All Doomed to Live Without His Regenerating Degenerate Self on the Big Screen
We’ve seen the last of Deadpool’s solo adventures, or have we? 🤔👊 It’s not like Ryan Reynolds is tired of…
Liberals Force Gay Agenda on Innocent Christian Preschools Now
The so-called “experts” and “scientists” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is real and that…
ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…
Traitors fawn over communist Cuba, how pathetic and stupid
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…