Brain-Eating Amoeba Wins Again In Louisiana Lake Tragedy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An 8-year-old girl, Lillian Smart, has died after contracting a rare…
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Tucson Desert Yields Human Remains Possibly Linked To Nancy Guthrie Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nancy Guthrie, the 84-year-old mother of Savannah Guthrie,…
Oh Joy Another Biopic About Some Old Dude Named Harvey Kurtzman That Youve Never Heard Of
I just watched the most amazing documentary about Harvey Kurtzman, the guy who basically created the whole concept of satire…
EIFF 2026 Review: The Peril at Pincer Point – “Gather your squad to witness the most thrillingly mediocre experience of the year”
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and utterly ridiculous movie review you’ll ever read 🎥👀! Peril at Pincer Point…
Canada Strikes Back With Costly Kraft Dinner
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States and Canada are apparently barreling towards a deeper…
California Bails on Paramount Meeting Amid WBD Takeover Drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between California’s attorney general and Paramount, and I have…
Blackie Lawless Writes Book Because You Clearly Needed More Of His Opinion
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Blackie Lawless, the legendary…
Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…
US Army Helicopters Falling From Sky At Record Pace Somehow Still On Budget
The US Army’s Apache helicopters are having a rough year, folks. According to a CNN analysis, these helicopters are crashing…
US Scores Big Win Against Boat Possibly Carrying Drugs
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US military striking an alleged drug trafficking boat in the eastern…