Fake news CNN lies about Hungary’s awesome conservative leader again clearly
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of our President, Donald…
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Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For ‘Ocean’s 11’ Prequel
The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie 🎥!…
Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…
Epic Games Totally Not Panicking About Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3 Delay Rumours That Are Definitely Not True
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 The internet is abuzz with rumors of a delay in Fortnite Season 7 Chapter 3, but…
DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…
Pope and liberal governor defending each other how cute
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining about the “state of our democracy” under the magnificent leadership…
Fake news claims Trump threatens Powell’s obvious overdue firing
Oh, great, another “news” article trying to trash our beloved President Donald Trump, who is still going strong as the…
Liberal icon dies and America somehow still survives
In the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world has ever seen, Donald Trump, we have…
Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On – April 14 2026 – Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
It’s time to get excited, folks! 🎉👀 This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…
Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…