‘Five Nights at Freddy’s’ Fans Somehow Okay With Megan Fox Playing a Chicken
HOLY. CHICKEN. NUGGETS. ð They actually cast Megan Fox in Five Nights at Freddy’s 2. As Toy Chica? Are you…
Category: Breaking
Danny Schuler of BIOHAZARD Boasts: “We Actually Try, Unlike Some Bands”
Oh, look! It’s BIOHAZARD back from the dead like that one zombie movie nobody remembers. ð§ââïļ In an EXCLUSIVE interview…
M. Night Shyamalan Ruins the Magic 8 Ball with a TV Show No One Asked For
ðĪĄ A Magic 8 Ball TV show? Oh, honey, the signs point to… maybe? I mean, who asked for…
Ian Watkins’s Accused Killers Finally Unmasked; Ex Spills the Beans Post-Mortem
OMG! ðą Can you believe it?! ðĪŠ The infamous LOSTPROPHETS dude, Ian Watkins, finally bit the dust! ð Seems like…
Jeff Becerra Says POSSESSED’s New Album Will Be ‘Different’ â Translation: ‘We’re Screwed’
In a riveting exposÃĐ with Australia’s Devil’s Horns Zine, POSSESSED frontman Jeff Becerra, who, let’s be honest, probably spends more…
AC/DC’s Ex-Vocalist, Not Brian Johnson, Resurrects Obscure Pre-AC/DC Band RABBIT Because Why Not
Behold! ðĪĄ The original, the one, the only… DAVE EVANS is back! ð To commemorate a half-century of… well, something…
Edgar Wright’s “The Running Man” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Expectations Subverted (Maybe)
Edgar Wright, the guy who peaked with “Shaun of the Dead” ð§ââïļ (let’s be real, “Baby Driver” was just okay…
Nuremberg: Finally, a movie about trials that’s not about your dating life
Dropping into cinemas November 14th, Nuremberg stars a bunch of actors who probably needed the paycheck. ð° We’re talking Academy…
Luc Besson’s “The Big Blue” Drowning in 4K UHD: A Remastered Tragedy
Luc Bessonâs snoozefest, The Big Blue â starring Jean Reno, Jean-Marc Barr (who?) and Rosanna Arquette (remember her?) â is…
KELLY HANSEN Throws Mic, Sobs Uncontrollably in Farewell Performance with Washed-Up Band, FOREIGNER
OMG! Can you believe it? After like, five whole months of pretending he wasn’t already packing his bags ðž, Kelly…