“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It ๐คช.”
OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? ๐ด๐ I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…
Category: Breaking
iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players ๐ฟ๐๐ฐ
๐จ๐จ๐จ Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…
So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? ๐ Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! ๐ฎ๐
Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because we’re about to dissect the *deeply* fascinating world of game UX. And by “deeply fascinating,”…
OMG ๐ป๐ช Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) ๐๐
Okay, gamers, brace yourselves for the most revolutionary, groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, life-altering VR experience of… 2025? ๐คจ Yeah, that’s right, Time…
ARC Raiders: A “Hands-On Preview” So Revolutionary, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (And Maybe Find a Hidden Chicken ๐).
Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Trollington tell you about *ARC Raiders*, the upcoming extraction shooter from those lovable…
Blackie Lawless, bless his heart, thinks cancel culture is scarier than teased hair and Reaganomics, and also, Orange Man Good, apparently ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Blackie Lawless, the lyrical genius behind such profound works as “Animal (F**k Like a Beast)” (a song so subtly nuanced…
Gene Simmons Blames Insurance for Highway Robbery Roadie Experience, Proving Rock ‘n’ Roll is Officially Dead ๐ and Replaced by Greed ๐ฐ
๐ธ๐ฐ Oh, the audacity! Gene Simmons, the Demon of… charging exorbitant prices, is back at it again! Apparently, being a…
Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? ๐ค๐ฅด
Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. ๐ It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…
Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฐ
ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! ๐ข Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…
Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ๐๐ฟ๐ฌ.
Oh. My. Glob. ๐ Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…