DREAM THEATER Releases Graphic Novel: Prepare for Maximum Prog-Nostalgia Induced Coma
Oh, sweet merciful prog! 🙄 In October 2023, the planets aligned, the unicorns 🦄 danced, and Mike Portnoy, after a…
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Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop ‘Gospel Plough’ – Prepare for the Overhyped Debut Album
Robert Plant, bless his heart, is still at it. He and his merry band of musical misfits, SAVING GRACE (because…
ANTHRAX: Still Alive? Book Your Geriatric Metal Cruise Cabin Now!
Ahoy, shipmates! Get ready to drain your bank accounts 💸 because 70000 Tons Of Metal, the only metal cruise that…
Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats because Wizards of the Coast is at it again! 🙄 Fresh off the heels…
Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…
BREAKING: Old Book About Some Band With a Blimp On It To Arrive In September, Who Cares
Lansdowne Books, those purveyors of fine literature (and by “fine” we mean “overpriced”), have pre-launched (yes, PRE-launched, like it’s going…
Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis
OMG! Helldivers 2, the game PC and PS5 players have been gatekeeping for months, is finally slumming it on Xbox!…
Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
Zach Cregger’s Hilarious Take: Resident Evil Starring People You’ve Never Heard Of
**Oh, great, another “visionary” director, Zach Cregger of Weapons “fame,” is here to grace us with his “unique” take on…
GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…