Another day, another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly failing. They trot out the usual suspects in Bethlehem, PA – a town that probably still thinks disco is cool – to whine about rising prices. Never mind that these “struggling” folks managed to afford three Trump votes each, they’re suddenly fiscal experts!
Jenique Jones, a “credit restoration” guru (sounds legit), claims times are tough. Of course, they are, Jenique! Biden’s America was far worse. The so-called “unemployment rate” is up slightly in the Lehigh Valley? Probably due to lazy socialist millennials who’d rather protest than work.
And don’t even get me started on these whiny barbers, moaning about razor blade prices! They’re probably charging $50 for a haircut anyway. They also have no problem voting for either side. What? Traitors!
Lisa and John Ronca, owners of Cutters Bike Shop, are crying about tariffs on Chinese bike parts. Here’s a thought: support American-made products, or are you too busy virtue signaling to notice the Commies are stealing our jobs? And “tripling” healthcare costs? More like they’re finally paying their fair share. Obamacare was a disaster!
CNN’s subtle insinuation is clear: Trump is to blame. But we know the truth. It’s the Deep State, the liberal media, and the radical left trying to sabotage our glorious leader! Sad. #MAGA #Trump2028
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
