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Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab
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Lamb Cult Hijacks Two Point Museum in Bizarre Crossover Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Because what the world really needed was a museum-themed game with a dash of cultist flair, SEGA Europe and Two…

FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party
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FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding former Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, and I have…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
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Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

Duskbloods Redefines PvPvE Chaos With Monetization Waiting In Wings
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Duskbloods Redefines PvPvE Chaos With Monetization Waiting In Wings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I’ve been a fan of FromSoftware games for what feels like an eternity, and I’ve had the pleasure of playing…

Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ
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Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts genius and desperation, Epic Games is bringing an arcade to Battle Island in Fortnite…

NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff
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NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

As I stepped into the Intuit Dome in Inglewood, home of the Los Angeles Clippers, I couldn’t help but feel…

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…

Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…

Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
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Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…

EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
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EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…

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