Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…
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Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…
Enshrouded’s Creative Director Plans to Milk Franchise for Years
It’s time to get excited, gamers, because Enshrouded, the latest open-world survival game from Keen Games, is finally leaving Early…
Voter Fraud Concerns Rise Because That’s Exactly What We Needed
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polls on voter fraud, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Politicians Suddenly Experts On Catastrophic AI Risk
The debate around artificial intelligence is heating up in Washington, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what all the fuss…
KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…
Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…
Democrats Gain Momentum, Republicans Construct Obstacle To Progress Literally
The 2026 election is shaping up to be a real barn burner, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about…
Chad Gray still touring because your uncle wont stop playing Drowning Pool
OH BOY, CHAD GRAY IS TOURING AND I’M SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY APATHY 🤷♂️. In a move…
Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…