China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…
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Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…
OMG You Guys CORROSION OF CONFORMITY Finally Found a Drummer Who Can Tolerate Them
It’s not every day that a band finds a new drummer, but when they do, it’s a momentous occasion that…
Discord and Sanrio Join Forces to Make Your Profile Pic a Hello Kitty Nightmare Because Who Needs Human Friends Anyway
The ultimate news that will change your life forever: Sanrio and Discord have teamed up to bring you the most…
Steven Spielberg Got Scared of All the Math and Science Stuff in Interstellar and Ran Away with His Tail Between His Legs
So, you want to know about Steven Spielberg and his failed attempt to direct Interstellar? 🚀👽 Well, buckle up, folks,…
SEVENDUST Announces November/December 2026 European Tour Because Clearly the World Will Still Be Alive and Not a Post Apocalyptic Wasteland by Then
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-shattering, and soul-crushing news? 🤘🔥 Because the one and only SEVENDUST…
The Punisher: One Last Kill Before He Finally Retires to a Life of Knitting and Sipping Tea
Breaking news, folks: Frank Castle is back, and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🤩. I mean, who…
Oh Joy The Devil’s Backbone is Being Re released for the Millionth Time in 4K UHD Because You Clearly Didn’t Already Own 12 Copies of This Movie
The most epic news ever – Guillermo del Toro’s THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE is getting a 4K restoration and we can’t…
Ex-MUSHROOMHEAD Vocalist JEFFREY NOTHING Emerges From Cryogenic Freezer To Announce Comeback Tour Because Clearly The World Was Missing His Unique Brand Of Scream Singing And Also A New Album Called 202SICK Is Coming To Make Your Ears Bleed
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news 🤩? After a whole eight years of doing absolutely nothing…