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Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard
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Spaceballs 2: The Squeakquel – Because Original Ideas Are Hard

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😱 ‘Spaceballs 2’ is actually happening! Like, for realz? 🤣 I thought Mel Brooks was, like, a fossil by…

LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
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LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! 🙄 Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…

Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
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Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…

KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment
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KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Drops ‘Aftermath’ Vid: Prepare for Mild Disappointment

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

The album was another reminder of why KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, who have earned several gold and platinum certifications (back in the…

Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
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Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! 🙄 Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…

Jeff Scott Soto’s Hot Tip for Young Musicians: Get Schooled in Business or Prepare for Ramen Noodles
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Jeff Scott Soto’s Hot Tip for Young Musicians: Get Schooled in Business or Prepare for Ramen Noodles

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

In a recent chin-wag with Brazil’s Rádio Kiss FM 92.5, that dude Jeff Scott Soto – you know, the guy…

Witness: LAST IN LINE’s ANDREW FREEMAN Butchers AC/DC Anthems With Cover Band in Sin City
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Witness: LAST IN LINE’s ANDREW FREEMAN Butchers AC/DC Anthems With Cover Band in Sin City

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

OMG! 😲 On June 12, some dude named Andrew Freeman, who sings for LAST IN LINE (never heard of ’em),…

SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’
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SKID ROW’s ROB HAMMERSMITH on Being a Rockstar: ‘Turns Out, You Need a Personality (Who Knew?)’

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Ramona Fernandez of Gym Rock Crew (because who *doesn’t* get their rock news…

Piggy D. Declares Marilyn Manson His Personal Guru: “I’ll Follow Him Anywhere”
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Piggy D. Declares Marilyn Manson His Personal Guru: “I’ll Follow Him Anywhere”

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Radioactive MikeZ, the intellectual titan behind 96.7 KCAL-FM’s cerebral program “Wired In The Empire”, Matt…

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