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because you clearly needed more edgy metal bands in your life
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because you clearly needed more edgy metal bands in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Rising Insane just dropped their new album “DEATHRACE” and it’s a…

Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans
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Tricolor Execs Accused of Turbocharging Fraud with Subprime Shenanigans

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the $1.9 billion collapse of subprime auto lender Tricolor, and I have to…

Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
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Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…

Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum
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Trump Spares Canada From Half Of His Tariff Tantrum

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff threat, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He…

Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV
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Senator Casually Shrugs Off National Security Concerns On Live TV

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Interim GOP Sen. Darline Graham, who’s running for a full term…

Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content
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Another Beloved IP Gets Mercilessly Squeezed for Content

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Backrooms franchise refuses to be contained, much like the ever-expanding universe of reboots and sequels that we’ve all grown…

Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
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Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…

Ava Ryan Spills the Tea on 2016 Trends That Somehow Haven’t Been Cancelled by the Internet Yet Because Apparently People Still Think Taco Bell and Snapchat Dog Filters Are Cool
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Ava Ryan Spills the Tea on 2016 Trends That Somehow Haven’t Been Cancelled by the Internet Yet Because Apparently People Still Think Taco Bell and Snapchat Dog Filters Are Cool

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🙄 Because Ava Ryan is here to bring back all…

Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech Giants Pretend To Be Friends In Public

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that South Korea and Taiwan, two Asian tech powerhouses,…

Medevac jet crashes with impeccable suburban timing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Medevac jet crashes with impeccable suburban timing

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this medevac jet crash in Philadelphia, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

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