EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos
As a seasoned gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve seen my fair share of “next big…
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Pendulum – Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Totally Not Die in the First 5 Minutes of This Super Original Horror Movie Trailer
The most anticipated movie of 2027 is finally here, and by “most anticipated” I mean I just found out about…
Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K
The most epic news ever: Dracula is back, and he’s still Got It! 💉👻 I mean, who needs a social…
Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…
Trump Scrambles as Labor Day Gas Prices Hit Record Highs Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to CNN, Americans are likely to face the highest Labor…
Lindsay Clancy Jury Still Deliberating Because Justice Is Slow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy case, and let me tell you, it’s a real…
Bond Rout Brings Mixed Bag Of Financial Emotions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rising bond yields have been causing quite the commotion among investors…
Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out at 8:30 a.m. ET…
Vance Parrots Trump’s Totally Made-Up $19 Trillion Investment Claim
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest from the White House, and I just can’t help but…
Judge Assures Court She’s Not The Lorax Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding President Trump’s plan to turn a public golf course…