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America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

America About To Get Whole Lot Less Holy

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new documentary series, “Christianity at a Crossroads,” is exploring the…

Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst
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Trump’s Most Influential Tweet Still Somehow Not His Worst

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jesse Farrar, the guy who tweeted a pretty prophetic joke back in 2016.…

Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kushner Negotiates Peace While Profiting From War Nearby

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Jared Kushner has been playing a dual role –…

Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent
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Treasury Yields Finally Higher Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US bond market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Helicopter Crash Kills 2 Because California Traffic Wasn’t Deadly Enough

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a medical helicopter that crashed off Catalina Island near Los Angeles, and…

GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…

Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys
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Texas Capitol Apparently Not Secure Enough Against Random Guys

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 40-year-old man who was arrested for plotting to attack the Texas…

Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ynon Kreiz Now In Charge Of Your Childhood Memories

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO who brought us the “Barbie” movie is now going…

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

White House and DHS in perfect harmony of disagreement apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest drama from the Trump administration. Apparently, there…

Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently
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Because What Hollywood Needed Was Less Competition Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is finally merging with Warner Bros. Discovery, and it’s a…

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