FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
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GOP Congressman Back From 4 Month Vacation What Did He Do
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Rep. Tom Kean Jr., the Republican congressman who’s been MIA for nearly…
Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Supreme Court justices’ financial disclosures, and I have to say, it’s been a…
Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…
Yet Another Franchise Tease Because Originality Is Overrated
The new Supergirl movie is based on the recent DC miniseries, Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow. Because, of course, it is.…
You Won’t Believe What Just Happened at Supreme Court
The Supreme Court handed down some big decisions on Monday, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around them…
Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…
Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…
Wow, Gamers Still Find Stuff on Phones Somehow in 2026
Oh joy, mobile users are discovering new apps and games in all sorts of exciting ways, because apparently we haven’t…