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Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Builds Legacy One Ego Boost At A Time

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest endeavors, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind
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Fable’s Combat Delivers Predictable Open World Sameness with Added Grind

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but I finally got my hands on Playground’s Fable, and let me tell you,…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week
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Nintendo doubles down on info dumps with two Directs in one glorious week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Nintendo is finally blessing us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs, because who doesn’t love a good helping of…

Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again
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Mega Man reboot hijacked by gimmicky dual protagonist nonsense again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but CAPCOM is finally bringing back the Blue Bomber in a big way. Nearly…

Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check
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Mongolian Magic Meets English Voices in Jaadugar’s Whimsical Reality Check

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

It’s not every day you get to talk to the voice actors behind a show that’s trying to cast a…

Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss
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Government Probe Discovers Former Labor Secretary Was Really Relaxed Boss

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from former Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and let me…

Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…

Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…

EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos
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EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

As a seasoned gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve seen my fair share of “next big…

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