Trump Lovingly Roasts Paxton as Total Pain
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump jokingly described Texas Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton…
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GUNNAR Optiks peddles more overpriced gamer glasses for 2026
It’s time to give your eyes a break from the gaming grind, and GUNNAR Optiks has got you covered. With…
Man allegedly harasses podcaster because opinions were somehow still online
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Justice Department has…
Trump’s One Hour Warning: Seattle US Attorney Gets Reprieve
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge in Washington state who just ruled that President Donald…
Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…
Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…
Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…
Another Movie That Needs Its Plot Explained Because It Was That Confusing Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Cruise’s latest film, Digger, has been revealed to be a complex, layered story…
Iranian Hacker’s Excellent US Vacation Plans Finally Come Together
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Iranian man, Amir Barati, who’s been extradited from Montenegro to the US…
Broke Yet Thanks For Asking
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve raised interest rates last month for the first…