Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…
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NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…
Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities
In a stunning turn of events, former Judas Priest and current KK’s Priest vocalist Tim “Ripper” Owens revealed in a…
Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…
DOJ Drops Subpoenas Because That Wasn’t Going Well
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the federal government and The New York Times.…
Capitalism Loses Favor Among Americans Somehow Still Surprising Some People
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s strategy for the 2026 midterm elections is to…
Amazon Workers Now Officially Poorest Billionaire’s Employees
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new Government Accountability Office study found that a growing number…
Politician’s Killer Gets Double Life Sentence Somehow Still Not Enough
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the sentencing of Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man who pleaded guilty to…
Congress Tells Trump Not To Start War Just Yet Apparently
The US House has voted to halt President Donald Trump’s war in Iran, and I’m not surprised, folks, it’s been…
Trump’s Iran Options Shrinking Faster Than His Patience
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is still convinced that Iran is…