Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…
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Trump Ruins Saudi Nuclear Deal In Record Time Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest news about the civilian nuclear agreement between the United…
Warner Bros peddles Batman exclusivity to Amazon Luna
Amazon and Warner Bros. are at it again, because what the world really needed was another Batman game. I mean,…
New York City Streets Prove Perfect Spot For Casual Stabbings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two men were stabbed in broad daylight on the Upper West…
Russia Targets US Nuclear Scientists Because That’s Not A Recipe For Disaster
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Russian hacking scandal, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
CAPCOM milks Dragon Quest again with Monsters: The Withered World
Fans of the Dragon Quest Monsters series, rejoice! CAPCOM has finally decided to bless us with a plethora of details…
Because Hollywood Ran Out of New Ideas for Avengers Doomsday
The first official trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has dropped, and with it comes the return of Steve Rogers, reconnecting with…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs Is More Video Game Adaptations
Just how nostalgic are Olds for Atari? We’re about to find out. Deadline reports that Universal has signed a deal…
NTSB Reports Yet Another Totally Normal Day in Air Traffic Control
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Two planes, a Delta Air Lines…
Ripper Owens still delusional about his singing abilities
In a stunning turn of events, former Judas Priest and current KK’s Priest vocalist Tim “Ripper” Owens revealed in a…