Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
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Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…
Judge Tells Public To Calm Down It’s Handled Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Judge Emmet Sullivan giving the Justice Department lawyers a stern warning, and I…
Tupac Murder Trial Jury Seated Because Justice Is Slow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been nearly 30 years since Tupac Shakur was fatally shot…
Federal Judge Rejects Trump’s Attempt to School Harvard on Anti-Semitism
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge in Boston has dismissed the Trump administration’s multi-billion-dollar…
Tennessee efficiently kills two birds with one executioner today
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a big day for executions in the US,…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…
MOONSPELL’s FERNANDO RIBEIRO Still Pretending Success Is A Shock
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super deep and insightful quotes from Fernando Ribeiro, the vocalist of MOONSPELL?…
Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact…